The done-for-you growth program built for high-ticket regenerative and metabolic clinics. Compliance, ad creative, AI front desk — engineered as one system, so you can focus on treatments.
Book a strategy call → How it worksA 30-minute working session — not a sales pitch. We'll review your offer, your geography, and your current intake, then tell you honestly whether we're a fit.
A short walkthrough from our founder — the best-case and worst-case scenarios of working with us, what we install in the first 30 days, and exactly how GLP-1, peptide, telehealth, longevity, and stem cell clinics scale using our system.
A single integrated stack — built specifically for GLP-1, peptide, telehealth, longevity, and stem cell clinics. Compliance is the foundation, AI is the engine, growth is the outcome.
Before a single ad runs, we build the legal scaffolding your practice needs. Ad-policy review, medical disclaimers, telehealth structure, and ongoing FDA-aware copy review tuned for GLP-1, peptide, and stem cell verticals.
Our proprietary "Celebrity Funnel" positions you as the authority in your market — even without an existing brand. Paid social, search, and a custom landing pipeline tuned for high-ticket regenerative offers.
A voice + SMS agent trained on your treatments and pricing answers every inbound lead in under 12 seconds, qualifies them, and books straight to your calendar. 24/7, no missed calls.
The 90% of leads that don't book on first touch are where the money lives. We install long-term nurture, database reactivation campaigns, review-and-referral engines, and patient-recall flows that compound revenue month over month.
Five high-ticket markets where we've proven the compliance edges, the creative angles, and the unit economics — and where our infrastructure is built to deliver fast.
The fastest-growing telemed vertical in the market. Telemed-ready protocols with pharmacy and provider network access across all 50 states, and the compliance framework to keep your ads running.
Compounded peptide protocols for performance, recovery, sleep, and longevity. Currently one of the highest-velocity verticals in our portfolio — recurring revenue, low refund rate, clean ad approval pipeline.
Telemed-ready HRT, men's health, and metabolic-health menus, with pharmacy and provider network access across all 50 states. Compliant ad pipeline and full intake automation.
Membership-friendly longevity and IV menus that drive recurring revenue. We've cleared the policy edge cases that get most NAD+ ads disabled within 48 hours of launch.
High-ticket regenerative protocols. The Celebrity Funnel positions you as the local authority for cash-pay joint, neurological, and longevity patients.
Many of our top-performing clinics run 2 – 3 of the verticals above as a stacked offer. We architect the cross-sell sequences and intake routing to maximize LTV across your full menu.
Every lead your funnel produces gets answered — in under twelve seconds, on voice and SMS, in three languages. Trained on your treatment menu, your pricing, and your screening protocol. It books, confirms, reminds.
Lead-to-conversation in seconds, not hours. Clinics with sub-minute response see 4.1× higher show-up rates.
Slots into your existing Google / Outlook / EMR calendar with conflict detection and automatic reminders.
Walks the patient through your screening criteria so consults are only with patients who fit your protocol.
Conversations are logged to your secure patient record. No PHI in third-party tools. Audit trail on every interaction.
No mystery, no months-long ramp. We move in clear weekly milestones, with a dedicated team chat for day-to-day support.
State-by-state ad-policy review, medical claim audit, telehealth structure check. We sign your compliance binder before any creative work starts.
Celebrity Funnel landing pages go live. AI Receptionist gets trained on your menu, pricing, and screening protocol. Calendar & EMR integration wired up.
Paid traffic turns on. AI starts answering. Most clinics see their first booked patient inside this week. Daily creative reviews with our team.
Weekly performance calls, monthly creative refresh, patient retention flows, and upsell sequencing. Dedicated team chat for day-to-day support.
Whether you're launching a new clinic or scaling an established one, we have a path built for you.
The complete turnkey system for entrepreneurs and clinicians who want to own a thriving GLP-1, peptide, telehealth, longevity, or stem cell practice — in 30 days, no existing brand required.
Already have a clinic? We flood your practice with qualified, ready-to-buy patients every month using the same Celebrity Funnel that's driven $29M+ in tracked patient revenue.
Real numbers from active accounts. Names are real, geographies are real, results are real. Your mileage will vary based on your offer, market, and execution speed.
Don't see your question? The fastest answer is a fifteen-minute strategy call — we'll tell you whether this is a fit before either of us spends more time.
We always start by building the legal foundations of your clinic. A dedicated compliance officer reviews every ad, landing page, and intake script against platform medical-claims policy and applicable state regulations. That review continues for as long as we work together — not just at launch.
Yes. After the front-end marketing and sales systems are running, we help build a branded patient portal where your patients log in, see their orders, and upsell into other treatments. You get access to our EMR for managing patients and orders, plus payment-processor and financing-partner introductions vetted for GLP-1, peptide, and regenerative medicine.
Our proprietary Celebrity Funnel positions you as the authority in your local market — even when you start with no existing brand or following. Paid traffic on Meta and Google flows into landing pages tuned for high-ticket regenerative offers, and the AI Receptionist qualifies and books the resulting inbound.
Throughout the program you get a dedicated private group chat with our whole team and a standing weekly check-in call. After the formal program ends, that support continues at no additional cost for as long as you need it.
The receptionist is included in the program — deployment, training, and ongoing tuning. Variable per-minute infrastructure costs are passed through at our cost (typically a few cents per call), and we report on usage monthly.
We'll tell you on the strategy call. We don't take clinics we can't deliver for. In practice "saturation" is almost always a creative and offer problem, not a market-size problem — but we want to know the geography and the offer before we say yes.
Most clinics are live in fourteen to twenty days. Week one is compliance and audit, week two is build and AI training, week three is launch. These timelines are typical for clinics that move at our recommended pace.
We'll review your practice, your geography, and your current intake — and tell you honestly whether our program is a fit for you. If it isn't, we'll tell you what to do instead.
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